Early Bird
2nd December, 2013
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MatthewJA MatthewJA 2nd Dec 2013, 2:10 PM
in this comic matthew stylishly and intentionally blends the real world with the fictional
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Nama Nama , won't do anything for free food 2nd Dec 2013, 2:18 PM
So artistic
MatthewJA MatthewJA 2nd Dec 2013, 2:20 PM
Thanks!

You're still not getting free food though
Nama Nama , won't do anything for free food 2nd Dec 2013, 2:21 PM
And the disapointment grows...
MatthewJA MatthewJA 2nd Dec 2013, 2:25 PM
Maybe if you'd do things for free food, you wouldn't have this problem
Nama Nama , won't do anything for free food 2nd Dec 2013, 2:26 PM
I'll pay you for free food.
MatthewJA MatthewJA 2nd Dec 2013, 3:27 PM
that's pointless

you don't deserve food any more
xianyu118 xianyu118 2nd Dec 2013, 2:30 PM
Giant red telephones are a must for crimefighters?
MatthewJA MatthewJA 2nd Dec 2013, 2:58 PM
fighting crime, trying to save the world, here they come just in time~~
rokulily rokulily 2nd Dec 2013, 2:32 PM
well this has taken a dramatic turn for the worst- whatever will wilbur do?
MatthewJA MatthewJA 5th Dec 2013, 4:52 PM
wilbur will never give up

you might say he wilbur never give up
Rollo Rollo 2nd Dec 2013, 2:49 PM
Obviously the big red telephone... is the "hotline"... ah ha ha ha hee hee hee...

Save on telephone calls with Coles' Little Red Phone...
MatthewJA MatthewJA 5th Dec 2013, 4:52 PM
down down, prices are down, unless you're buying eggs, because they all have bird flu~
DaMoreFishy DaMoreFishy , defender of justice 2nd Dec 2013, 3:17 PM
I want to meet big mustache mayor
MatthewJA MatthewJA 5th Dec 2013, 4:53 PM
who doesn't
VanEzzania VanEzzania 3rd Dec 2013, 2:00 AM
Tragic
MatthewJA MatthewJA 5th Dec 2013, 4:51 PM
tragedy is one of my many middle names
you can probably guess you can probably guess 3rd Dec 2013, 2:25 AM
very procrastinate, such schedule slip wow
MatthewJA MatthewJA 5th Dec 2013, 4:51 PM
no this is a clever blending of the real and the fictional
Guest Guest 20th Dec 2013, 5:36 AM
no it is very procrastinate
TheOneBlueGecko TheOneBlueGecko , quality commenter 5th Dec 2013, 4:03 PM
But that poor cat...
MatthewJA MatthewJA 5th Dec 2013, 4:54 PM
maybe englishman will save them
Deducer1 Deducer1 5th Jan 2014, 6:42 AM
Wilbur should call back, get that name straight. Wouldn't want to give this Offthecase a bad name.
MasterofWeirdness MasterofWeirdness 15th Jan 2014, 6:42 AM
OMG this comic is still going. This makes me happy :D
Katastrophic Katastrophic 18th Jan 2014, 11:24 AM
Oh man, this is hilarious!!!
WillComix WillComix 1st Apr 2014, 3:42 AM
These are my favorite comics on comic fury>
MatthewJA MatthewJA 1st Apr 2014, 7:41 AM
Why thank you! :D
coriskel coriskel 6th Jun 2014, 7:07 AM
Why havent you posted another comic in ages? (Btw its me coolcori)
MatthewJA MatthewJA 6th Jun 2014, 8:57 AM
University, mostly. Had me pulling some ridiculous hours just to get things done, let alone draw. :c
Safronoff Safronoff 21st Jun 2014, 1:03 PM
Make more! It's been so long.
MatthewJA MatthewJA 21st Jun 2014, 2:14 PM
I plan to! I haven't been able to do anything except university for this entire semester - even sleeping was something I had to explicitly make time for. 65 assessable items over the semester... D:
VulturesUnderTheMoon VulturesUnderTheMoon 9th Aug 2014, 8:58 AM
HAHA Finally caught up! it was a bugger of a job but bloody hell i did it!
MatthewJA MatthewJA 9th Aug 2014, 10:44 AM
Well done! Hope you enjoyed the ride :D

I hope I can update this at some point in the future, too!
VulturesUnderTheMoon VulturesUnderTheMoon 9th Aug 2014, 10:46 AM
Ya better get drawing! Or else i will. Fan-art minicomic funny's ho!
Yes i enjoyed it very much! i really enjoyed it even though it took me like a month to read...and then all of today.... =D
Sivrus Sivrus 14th Aug 2014, 7:49 PM
Maybe I'll comment today.
MatthewJA MatthewJA 14th Aug 2014, 9:48 PM
maybe I'll update
LukaszZ LukaszZ 18th Sep 2014, 7:46 AM
I'm not one to talk with a 2 year hiatus of my own, but seriously dude: Update.